The "Who" in Who Cares

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Monday, January 09, 2006

 

New Year

New Year, same ol' me...

Took a lot of time to update, had to pay just to do it...

Nice to be back in school, though. At least I would be able to control my food intake.

Had a nice time seeing y'all in Mama's house. It was a sweet pad and, even though I left a little early (2am), it was jus fun to see that that the only thing that changed are your hairdo's.

Story...Hmmm...Here's one conversation that I could have had with one foreigner, with his Filipino girlfriend/mistress/maid/wife/i dunno in orange top, during my lunch break a while ago if I had the balls to do so:

setting: SEX (Shanghai Express for the non-LB)
ME:Hello, sir
WHITE GUY: Well hello to you too, kid
ME: Um, do you like the zoo?
--if he answers no, the conversation ends wih me going to my next class. If not...--
WG: Why yes, yes I do. Why Do you ask?
ME: Um, do you like Orangutans?
WG:...Orangutans?
ME: Yes sir, orangutans. Citrus-colored, hairy monkeys that are common in the Asian region.
WG:...?
--THE END--

All white men look the same and some people are _____.





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